all i had in there was a tortilla.
i guess butter fell to the burner and caught fire. i didn’t know what to do. i just pressed the oven door closed hard so oxygen couldn’t get it.
god i have no idea what i’d do if there was an actual fire. extinguishers are outside my door in the hall/balcony.
lyrics to tick tock
Wake up in the morning
Feeling like it’s tuesday
Grab my glasses
I’m out the door
I’m gonna probably just go to work
Before I leave
Brush my teeth with a
toothbrush and some colgate toothpaste
‘Cuz when I leave for
The night I’ll probably be back around 9:30
I’m talking socks on our toes toes
Tryin on all our bath robes
My parents might call me on the phone phone
Drop top and, playin’ our favorite public access talk radio
Pullin’ up to the drive through
Tryna get a little bit #4 with cheese
Don’t Stop, Make it ok
DJ blow my ihome up
Tonight, I’mma wait
‘Til we see the new episode of big bang theory
Tick tock, on the clock
But i’m gettin a little sleepy, now
Whoa whoa oho x2
farewelluntilwenevermeetagain replied to your post: as a rule i generally stay away from girls who are…
So true, man. The most annoying girl I knew in middle school LOVED horses. I mean, her aim was horselover and her profile picture was a horse…maybe the more they like horses the farther you should be from them
NEW SOCIAL FORMULA.
THE AMOUNT A GIRL LOVES HORSES IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONATE TO THE DISTANCE YOU SHOULD KEEP FROM THAT BITCH.
and it’s really great at it.
i’m going to give it a medal at burning popcorn.
and making my smoke detector go off.
yep. 1st prize in burning snacks.
i know i’m missing something
i don’t have a place on this website.
i think he just looks like a dad
like not even a hot dad
like a regular type dad
